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Keanu’s Kitchen: Speed (1994)

We've got our first Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves pairing and second guest of the podcast in Keanu's Kitchen, SPEED! Don't let the playback speed of this episode fall under 1x or things are going to get certified 1990s CRAZY. 

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Keanu’s Kitchen: The Lake House

In our first Rom of the season, we've got Keanu and Sandra Bullock in The Lake House! Can anything be transported through the mailbox? What happens if a squirrel gets trapped in the mailbox?! What If Keanu himself, climbed into the mailbox in order to travel through time? Are these the ramblings of a tired description writer or do we actually discuss these possibilities? Tune in to find out as Keanu Reeves IS the man in the mailbox.

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Keanu’s Kitchen: Bram Stoker’s Dracula

This week in review, Bram Stoker's Dracula! Spoiler alert, they didn't make Keanu Reeves a vampire and name him 'Dra-COOL-a'. Maybe we can push the need for a reboot up the chain with Keanu as lead vampire.. If you have the connections bring them to my totally not scary mansion in Transylvania!

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Keanu’s Kitchen: Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Hello most excellent listener!! Thank you for clicking on the link to our totally radical and not bogus Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure movie review. It is most radical, and with the utmost pleasure, that we get to watch Keanu's rocking story unfold. I believe our reviews through time have taken a most excellent turn.

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Keanu’s Kitchen: The Matrix Resurrections (4)

After an extremely long hiatus the GBGBs.. wait.. The Matrix, is back! Join us in reviewing our closest to release film yet The Matrix Resurrections. Keanu is coming off of the long hair ass kickery renaissance of John Wick and back to his role as NEO. Will THE ONE come out on top? 

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Keanu’s Kitchen: The Matrix (1999)

"You take the GBGB pill - you stay in Podcast land, and I show you how deep the Keanu Reeves goes." Morpheus... probably... Come check out episode two of Keanu's kitchen where the GBGBs discuss his most prolific role!

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Keanu’s Kitchen: 47 Ronin

The GBGBs have found themselves back in the movie mansion and hungry for grub! Woah... This kitchen has a bunch of swords and martial arts how to books... IT'S ALL SIGNED BY KEANU REEVES! This must be his equipment from the filming of 47 RONIN! 

Catch us in Keanu's Kitchen for the next 10 movies!

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Haunted Holiday Hotel: State of the Podcast

In the final episode of season 4 the GBGBs reminisce on a journey through Haunted Holidays! Come find out how holiday horror stood up and our feelings about moving on! The crew prepares once again for verbal combat in the pitch-off for season 5...

Stay tuned to find out where we will be back in the MOVIE MANSION!

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Haunted Holiday Hotel: Holidays (2016)

The GBGBs are exiting this season the same way we came in... WITH AN ANTHOLOGY! You can fit so much Holiday into this thing!! Celebrate it all with Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Halloween, Christmas, and New Year's Eve ALL WITH A HORROR-TASTIC TWIST!

Please don't watch this movie, our review will do...

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Haunted Holiday Hotel: Bloody New Year

The GBGBs have entered a special New Years time warp on floor 9 of the Haunted Holiday Hotel. This week we battle against the ghosts who will try to keep us here reviewing Bloody New Year (1987) FOREVER!

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